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Humour: 27 May 2008
There I was on my way to shop at Walmart.
Getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind. It wasn't even on the horizon. I was in a great mood.
And then, I rear-ended a car.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the other car.
You know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it.
He was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I look down at him, pause, and say,
'Well, which one are you then?'
And that's when the fight started....
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